Is it possible to actually have a grasshopper jump from the shade and cook it self in mid flight because of the heat?! I'm pretty sure that is what I just saw. It is so epic hot that the dog went out to pee and just quietly collapsed. Poor thing. Now he has ice cubes in his dish and sleeps happily on the floor vent, enjoying the air conditioning.
He looks like a poodle version of the flying nun with his ears being blown gently up. I can even hang clothes outside and have them dried in minutes! I'm sure I could dry meat too but why? The air smells of ozone and burning tires. Birds just flop around not bothering to fly.
I believe that ice tea might just be the god of my idolatry right now. Anyone remember Winter? Anyone?
